HAD to go to the beach, Doctor’s orders.  I really like the beach, but it’s a sizeable chunk of time in the middle of my day.  And I am my own boss, which is good,  but it can be bad.  Some of you know what I mean.  My wife is a Chiropractor and Holistic Healer (Dr Malia).  She told me to go, so I went. 

You see, I am a work at home guy, a Network Marketer.  And now, I have developed a system.  I have two computers that are running to increase my efforts, and some of the time, I have three, including my wife’s.  So that’s 3 computers on in my office.  Here’s the problem.  That’s a whole lot of EMFs (electromagnetic frequencies) bouncing off the walls, and my body was starting to show the affects.  I was ’sparky’ or maybe glowing, I don’t know, the lights were on.

So the solution is to go to the beach.  Of course a lot of people go to the beach, but I had to actually go INTO the salt water.  I love it, did I mention that.  The salt water helps dissipate the damage from the EMFs (Electro Magnetic Frequencies).  I know, most of you aren’t aware of the EMFs.  It’s not some fringe theory, the tests can show the bright red marks on the side of the head with a thermography camera where we place the cell phones.  Many sit in front of computers all day long.  You have EMFs my friend. 

Now, there are things that help.  There is a ‘bio-chip’ or small vinyl football-looking brown thingy that you put on the phone.  They have them for puters, for TVs, for wherever the EMFs come from.  Ever get that hot feeling on the ear that you use the most for your cell.  Me too.  I always use the left.  That’s my cell ear.

So I’m at the beach, just chillin’ like a villian.  I play this game.  I call some people to just talk with the waves in the background.  It’s kinda like, I’m at the beach, and your’e NOT.  Yeah, I was working, sorta.  I made about 6 work calls then checked in with my mentor.  It’s not a real fun game, yet.  It will be more fun down the road, just wait.

So I am relaxing, sunning and enjoying life, and this kid walks up.  A little cutie, I guess about 3, on the shore.  He’s butt naked, and just lovin’ life.  It actually reminded me of my first REAL memory as a child.

I was probably about that big, in Waukegan, IL on the first day of summer.  Maybe not the official one, but the first one that mom took me down to the beach.  I was excited, and started running full speed toward the water.  (That really is the only way to go into the water in places like Lake Michigan or God forbid, Lake Superior.)  The shock of the coldness goes away pretty quick.

Anyhoo, I made it about 4 steps into the frigid water and screamed in pain as I took that last step.  The shock of the stabbing pain in my right foot led to loud sobs and I probably cried for my mom.  Of course she came running and rescued me.  No, it was not a shark.

I had stepped on a piece of glass left by some teenage or young adult partyers no doubt.  My big toe was throbbing as the blood streamed out.  My mom put some pressure on it, I guess, but they had a first aid guy there pretty quick too.  This was a big deal, first day of the season, I guess.  The Dr. was smoking a cigar the whole time-they did that back in the early 60s.  You can’t get away with that now, ya know. 

That definitely wrecked the moment, but I got a sucker and made the front page of the News Sun the next day for my trouble.  We kept that darn yellowed front page until it disintegrated somewhere along the line.

Anyway, cute kid, just runnin’ in the surf.  Kids in Hawaii got it made, btw. 

But here I am at the beach.  You know people back in Wisconsin where I moved from must think we all spend all day at the beach.  It’s not really like that.  You CAN create a career where you are your own boss, and then you can let yourself go sometimes, but you get the picture.

But back to the sneaky little EMFs.  Electro pollution. It is a real concern.  I have the little football on my phone and I wear a necklace that interfers with the current, minimizing the damage. 

I do know that I get headaches, and that scary hot feeling from my cell.  My wife, who IS an expert, can test for the dangerous levels.  You didn’t know that your cell phone was bad for you, did you?

If you want to find out more, and perhaps get one of these devices, go to

http://www.mybiopro.com/drmalia.   and come visit us in Hawaii, I’ll take ya to the beach.  

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