Big Island (Hawaii) Pt.1/Hypnotized by lesbians

April 6th, 2008
· Filed Under: Happiness · Hawaii · Relationships · Spiritual

My wife and I were planning our trip to the Big Island and we went over the options. We could just be lazy, and really enjoy the many pools, and places to discover on the grounds of our resort.

We could go over and take a look at an active volcano, ah no thanks, I’ll pass.

We could go on a snorkel cruise and even maybe see some whales at the very tail end of the season.

I could take enough work to keep me busy the whole time and just ‘put in my time with my wife.’

How about a flight in a little airplane over the active volcano……I don’t really think so.

I heard about a place called Dragonfly Ranch. Now that’s a name. The head dragonfly lady is not going be there, but her assistant will be. His name is Phoenix. Of course it is! I wonder if he is the dragongfly herder, or trainer.

What about the lesbians? (I am NOT a really big fan of lesbians, but then again, I don’t give them much thought.) I guess they own a little place that makes some pretty awesome natural smoothies. I hear that they tag-team hypnotize you, and convince you that their awesome drink can actually cure everything from migraines to male-pattern baldness. I don’t have either, but they don’t really scare me, now that I think about the whole idea.

I want to see my buddy, but it’s a long way from our resort…..Really I intend to relax and unwind, and study my Bible with my wife, a little spiritual retreat. And I am going to do exactly that, after that smoothie.