Health, Wealth and Happiness

I’m the I Got a Guy Guy.  Not the original, of course.  But the new I Got a Guy Guy.  The original was Tommy, an Italian guy in Chicago.  Everyone in his family and neighborhood knew he could get something or someone when you were in need.

Another famous I Got a Guy Guy was Radar in M.A.S.H.  Lost a couple of you didn’t I?.  (Tommy was cooler.)

If you needed cable TV, He had a guy.  Want a dish, He had a guy.  Want to know how to rub a steak just right before you grilled it.  He was the guy.

And, when it started snowing in Chicago, He WAS the guy.  He was the one that told the snowplows where to go.  He routed them up and down the streets of the Windy City until the snow was removed.  He was the first one there and often, turned offf the lights when he left.  You could count on Tommy.

I can’t be as good as Tommy.  His legend lives on.  But I am a sorta hybrid I Got a Guy Guy.  I can do some things.  Now, I really want to share that if I don’t know something, or I DON’T got a guy-I will tell you.

But if you want a good restaurant in Honolulu, I got a guy.  You want to ship a motorcycle anywhere in the US to anywhere else, I got a guy.  You want to hear a story about that lost decade from 1975 to 1985, I can tell a few (true) stories.

Would you like to lower your cholesterol?  Tricglycerides?  That’s me.

Lower your golf score, not so much.  Find a golf course on Oahu, THAT I can do. 

You want to share your business with everyone on these Hawaiian Islands, I’m your guy.  You want to share it through Yellow Pages and a Search Engine in some selected places on the mainland, I am your guy.  Need an extra income stream, guess who.

You need a colonic, or a massage, or some earthworms, or some baby lion-eared bunnies, I got a guy-or girl.  You like to travel, want to travel for free or just save a chunk of change, I can help.

Need a Chiropractor, my wife is the best (Holistic Chiropractic.)

Go ahead, put me to the test.  Rick Emmerich